the wheels in my head..

I hate people who call in to a pizza place and when asked what they would like they say "I want to order a large pizza." First off, if you are calling me and we are having this conversation, I'm pretty much going to assume you are calling me to order pizza unless you give me some sign that this is not the case. Unless you have absolutely no idea what you want on your pizza, I should not have to ask you what you would like on it. By saying "I want a large hamburger" instead you could have saved both of us an entire exchange. If you want, you can call it a "large hamburger pizza" in that sentence, if you must specify that you want pizza. It should be noted that the only other thing on the menu that comes in "large" size is fountain drinks, and I'm going to assume you do not want a 32oz cup filled with ice and beef. Another thing I hate? people who complain because they are assuming that there is going to be a problem with their food, rather than because there actually has been. Wait, you mean someone in the past has made an error on your order at a restaurant? I shudder to think what kind of place would hire someone as imperfect as a human to make your food. The lady from last night actually watched the events unfold as tara saved her thin crust pizza from being stuck on the screen it cooked on. Thins stick all the time, to us this is pretty routine. This lady looked at me like I had just raped her puppy(shock, and literal fury) and said "I saw you guys fussin with that, is it even gonna be edible?" her eyes were literally burning into me like she was just resisting the urge to jump over the counter and strangle me(and this woman is older than my parents. if she tried to jump over a book she would probably bust a hip). Seriously lady? did you think we forgot that there wasn't a wall between us and you, like we were being sneaky about the whole thing? "No maam, that pizza is garbage. since this box is sealed until you get home, and breaking the seal voids your 300,000 mile warranty i KNEW that there was nothing you could do about it. I make it my business to screw over the people that are already paying me ridiculous amounts of money for mid-grade food. Luckily you are obligated by law to order from us once a week, so customer satisfaction is irrelevant to us." Why the fuck would I have cut the thing and slid it into a box if it were trash? i benefit way more by not serving it if its unservable, because then I get to eat it later. Don't look at me like you "caught me in the act" when you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. If it was even a bit questionable I would have asked you whether or not you wanted it.Seriously you need to worry a lot less about what you CAN see people do to your food, then what you can't, because if you can see the guy fuck it up, hes not going to "try to hide it" three seconds later in the hopes that you have a massive head trauma that prevents you from knowing the difference. There's a damn guarantee on the box. If you have a problem, call back. Don't bitch because you are predicting with your immense mind powers that there is going to be one.

wow, and that was just an aside before the real post.

Finally got my call today. going back to work March 8. Finally.
Longest. Winter. Ever.
about the end of January I was dreading the call , when things were warming up a bit. Then winter decided to give us like 5 more snowfalls, and now I've been getting sick of NOT going back to work. Im getting so out of shape that my pants don't fit anymore.

Got crabs for valentines day. (har har)
They've been doing well in their little aquarium, though they're both troublemakers. one of them is always up in this little space between the filter and the side of the lid. They're like children. one second they're fighting the next they're conspiring in order to reach a more mischievous goal.
One of them molted already, which I wasn't prepared for. I don't have any salt in there for em yet, and the minerals are supposed to help them harden the new shell. and they're territorial little buggers so when the one is weak, the other one decided he needs to try and kill him. never saw any real contact between them, but the stress is bad for them, and he ended up losing one of his pincers(which is a little depressing). He looks much better today, hes darkening a lot(which means his shell is hardening), so hes not a sitting duck anymore and hes not letting the other(smaller) one push him around. Ashley read that it takes like three molts to grow back a limb, so heres hoping he does. need to get some salt, and work on getting some mollies, and some more stuff in the tank so the crabs have more places to hide(so when they molt they can withdraw instead of being out in the open).

Been watching Samurai Champloo off and on for some time. finally ended up finishing it the other day. I recommend it, good series for those of us anime nerds.

I hate Coke Zero commercials. they try to imply that it tastes exactly like classic Coke... no it doesn't. Coke is my favorite of carbonated beverages, and honestly I'm not picky about drinks. Coke Zero is the only pop we've ever had in the house that I will not drink. Even if I don't LIKE something I will still drink it.

Had some "Late Night all nighter Cheeseburger" flavored Doritos for the first time. I loved em. honestly reminded me a bit of loose meat sandwiches at Waldos(that place shut down when I was a kid), or maybe Tastee burgers.. you can taste the hint of mustard and pickle.
Not as good as the "Late Night Taco" ones(those things are amazing), but still pretty good.

But yeah I had typed about this much on my phone a couple weeks back trying to update the blog on the go, and since my phone is the devil it didn't work out. That really means once I go back to work I'll be way less likely to update. A shame because I really get pumped when I get to write.